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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
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Maya Angelou
The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.
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Charles Buxton
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
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Clare Booth Luce
Courage is the ladder on which all other virtues mount.
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Hesiod
He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on the counselor recoils.
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Paul Klee
A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
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Psalm 27
The Lord is my light, and my salvation whom shall I fear
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Paul Hawken
Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
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Erica Jong
Friends LOVE misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too luck or too successful or too pretty, our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
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US District Judge Royce Lambeth, ordering CIA Director Robert Gates to testify at the Clair George trial.
Mr. Gates is up to his eyeballs in his knowledge of this stuff.
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Paul Valery
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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