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Eve
Love is blind. It will take over your mind. What you think is love, is truly not. You need to elevate your mind.
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Thomason
Peace is the happy, natural state of man; war corruption, his disgrace.
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Andr Gide
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
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E. Howard Hunt
No one is entitled to the truth.
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Kurt Vonnegut
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I dont know what can be done to fix it. This is it Only nut cases want to be president.
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Julie Burchill
Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat.
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Thomas Carlyle
One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities.
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Thomas Peters
Formula for success Underpromise and overdeliver.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden; Where I Lived, And What I Lived For
I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as lustily as chanticleer in the morning, standing on his roost, if only to wake his neighbours up.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear-not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave.
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Finley Peter Dunne
Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The thirst for adventure is the vent which Destiny offers a war, a crusade, a gold mine, a new country, speak to the imagination and offer swing and play to the confined powers.
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