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Albert Camus
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship--never.
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Blaise Pascal
I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
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Meryl Streep
I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
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Samuel Smiles
Where there is a will there is a way, is an old and true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.
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William Shakespeare
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
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Gloria Steinem
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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Alec Bourne
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
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Henry David Thoreau
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
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Spanish proverb
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
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Robert Cecil
We hear much of a decent pride, a becoming proud, a noble pride, a laudable pride. Can that be decent, of which we ought to be ashamed? Can that be becoming, of which God has set forth the deformity? Can that be noble which God resists and is determined to abase? Can that be laudable, which God call abominable.
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James A. Froude
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.
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William Shakespeare
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
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