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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Short Quotes - 32

Henry Adams

A friend in power is a friend lost.


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Arlo Guthrie

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.


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Alan Alda

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition.


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Mike Wickett

Life doesn't happen to us, it happens from us.


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Erich Frohm

As long as anyone believes that his ideal and purpose is outside him, that it is above the clouds, in the past or in the future, he will go outside himself and seek fulfillment where it cannot be found. He will look for solutions and answers at every point except where they can be found--in himself.


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John Alan Appleman

I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success - the earliest spark in the dreaming youth - is this: dream a great dream.


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H Hahn Blavatsky

Be humble, if thou would'st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou hast mastered.


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Anne McCaffrey

Make no judgements where you have no compassion.


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John Irving

The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.


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Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.


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Oscar Wilde

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.


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Henry Miller

Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.



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