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James Madison
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
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Ken Olsen
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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Park Cousins
How things look on the outside of us depends on how things are on the inside of us.
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Jim Rohn
To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself First, what could I do Second, what could I read And third, who could I ask
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Richard Exely
Failing doesn't make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try again does
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Ernest J. Gaines
Question everything. Every stripe, every star, every word spoken. Everything.
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Anaximenes
To what purpose should I trouble myself in searching out the secrets of the stars, having death or slavery continually before my eyes?
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Jesus
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
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Werner Heisenberg
We have to remember that what we observe is not nature in itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
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W. R. Inge
Consciousness is a phase of mental life which arises in connection with the formation of new habits. When habit is formed, consciousness only interferes to spoil our performance.
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