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Booth Tarkington, Penrod (1914)
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
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Kenny Rogers
Do not be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
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Cicero
It is a true saying that One falsehood leads easily to another.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of those who have much. It is whether we provide enough to those who have little.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
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Douglas Adams
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Richard Feynman
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
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William James
Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
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Charles De Gaulle
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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Deepak Chopra, Quantum Healing
Your body is just the place your memory calls home.
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Bertolt Brecht
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Andrew Jackson
Justice Marshall has made his decision. Let him enforce it.
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