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Carrie Fisher
Instant gratification takes too long.
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English Proverb
When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.
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Anonymous, As told in Women Who Run With the Wolves by Clarissa Pinkola Estes
A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He said, I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one. The grandson asked him, Which wolf will win the fight in your heart? The grandfather answered, The one I feed.
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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
Unfortunate is he who cannot gain a few sincere friends during his life and more unfortunate is the one who has gained them and then lost them (through his deeds).
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William Congreve
Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool all one's life, but to marry is to playing the fool all one's life long.
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Thomas Carlyle
Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
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Unknown
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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Oscar Wilde
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
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Alexander Pope
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is but saying, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
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John Dewey
The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
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Barbara Howar
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs.
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