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Oscar Wilde
The stage is not merely the meeting place of all the arts, but is also the return of art to life.
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American Indian Proverb
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
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Jef Raskin
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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Eli Khamarov
... the inability to view the validations of unpopular views, because the focus of their casuistry has been reduced to mindless invalidation.
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Oscar Wilde
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
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Joseph Conrad
How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through the heart, slash off its spectral head, take it by the spectral throat
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H. Allen Smith
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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Francis Bacon
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils for time is the greatest innovator.
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Anna M. Uhlich
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
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Niels Henrik David Bohr
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
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Ecclesiasticus, Aprocrypha (Ec. 41:12)
Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a great store of gold.
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