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Funny Random Short Quotes - 41
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La Rochefoucauld
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.
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Robert Browning
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
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Patty Labelle
The only time you ever run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
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Richard M. Nixon
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
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Benjamin Franklin
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge.
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Dame Rose Macaulay
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
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Napolean Hill
Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you until you have cultivated the habit of saying some kind word of those whom you do not admire until you have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad there is in others, you will be neither successful nor happy.
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Aldous Huxley
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
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John Dryden
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe found, who like Augustus youngWas call'd to empire, and had govern'd longIn prose and verse, was own'd, without disputeThrough all the realms of nonsense, absolute.
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William Shakespeare
Pity is the virture of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
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