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Salman Rushdie
Our lives teach us who we are.
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Unknown
Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
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Author Unknown
Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre, 1847
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.
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Seneca
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
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Proverbs 1728 Bible
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.
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Henry Van Dyke
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
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Dan Kelly
Tell others of the positive effects of their actions. It will help return the kindness they showed to you.
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Howard Thurman
Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement or an ideal, which may be more important to him than whether he lives or dies.
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Louise Bogan
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy
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Blessing Irish
Lust of power burns more fiercely than all the passions combined.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the bedside of a child deathly sick.
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