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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 187
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Sir Francis Bacon
Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.
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Eike von Repkow
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as: First come first served.
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Frank A. Clark
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
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Mahatma Gandhi
It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.
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Spanish Proverb
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
I wish you all the good and charm that life can offer. Think of me kindly, and rest assured that no one would more rejoice to hear of your happiness.
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Dr. Smiley Blanton
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent.
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James Otis
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
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Prince Charles, of Wales
Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
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French Proverb
There is no flying without wings.
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Thomas Jefferson
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
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