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Henry Miller
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
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Alex Carey
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore.
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Lord Byron
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!
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Author Unknown
The best way to end a war is not to begin it.
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Amelia Earhart, Courage, 1927
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
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Saki
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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The Clown Prince of Darkness, (correspondence, 1988)
What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have no mothers.
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Confucius
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
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Henry David Thoreau
Arthur Schopenhauer Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
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Sir Winston Churchill
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.
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Elizabeth II
It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
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Epictetus
We must not believe the many, who say that only free people ought to be educated, but we should rather believe the philosophers who say that only the educated are free.
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