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Sun-Tzu, The Art of War
It does not take sharp eyes to see the sun and the moon, nor does it take sharp ears to hear the thunderclap. Wisdom is not obvious. You must see the subtle and notice the hidden to be victorious.
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Homer, The Odyssey
Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tidings which come to nought, but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them.
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Friedrich Nietzsce, Beyond Good and Evil
Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has shaken me.
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Henry Miller
Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.
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George Bernard Shaw
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.
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Norman Vincent Peale
If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.
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James Arthur Baldwin
The questions which one asks oneself begin, at least, to illuminate the world, and become one's key to the experience of others.
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Robert G. Ingersoll
Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.
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Paul Erlich
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
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Voltaire
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
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Psalm '7711
2 Bible
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