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Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "Comment"
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
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Aristophenes
Comedy is allied to justice.
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Author Unknown
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
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Sir Henry Taylor
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.
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James Grover Thurber
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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Lord Acton, in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, April 3, 1887.
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Jeremy Schwartz
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Peter McArthur
Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 7.
All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly and purposefully, others unconsciously.
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Eugene Ionesco
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it.
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F. H. Bradley
Our live experiences, fixed in aphorisms, stiffen into cold epigrams. Our heart's blood, as we write it, turns to mere dull ink.
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