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Horace Mann
Education alone can conduct us to that enjoyment which is, at once, best in quality and infinite in quantity.
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Harry S Truman
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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Celia Thaxter
There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.
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Horace
There is a measure in everything. There are fixed limits beyond which and short of which right cannot find a resting place.
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Eliot Wiggington
Life just isn't worth living unless you're willing to take some big chances and go for broke.
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Sir Philip Sidney
They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
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Sophocles
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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Reinhold Niebuhr
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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Gerald Barzan
Taxation WITH representation ain't so hot either.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
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Alfred North Whitehead
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
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Benjamin Franklin
If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
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