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Chief Joseph
Hear me, my chiefs I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.
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Persian
Do little things now; so shall big things come to thee by and by asking to be done.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
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Eric Hoffer
We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys.
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Samuel Goldwyn
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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Thomas John Watson, Sr.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
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Unknown
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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California Civil Code, "Object of a Contract"
Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of things.
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Richard Byrd
A static hero is a public liability. Progress grows out of motion.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
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William Shakespeare
A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A life without love, without the presence of the beloved, is nothing but a mere magic-latern show. We draw out slide after slide, swiftly tiring of each, and pushing it back to make haste for the next.
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