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Funniest Random Short Quotes - 19
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Foka Gomez
Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen.
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Anais Nin
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
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Allard Lowenstein
The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'
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Frederick Douglas
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
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Alfred A. Montapert
Avoid destructive thinking. Improper negative thoughts sink people. A ship can sail around the world many, many times, but just let enough water get into the ship and it will sink. Just so with the human mind. Let enough negative thoughts or improper thoughts get into the human mind and the person sinks just like a ship.
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Alphonse Karr
Every man has three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.
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Mickey Mantle
I had it all, and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and other complications of alcoholism)
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Arnold Toynbee
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
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Robert Half
There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
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Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.
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Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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