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Anon.
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Plato
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
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James Agate
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.
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Mme. de Sartory
One of the most effectual ways of pleasing and of making one's self loved is to be cheerful joy softens more hearts than tears do.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 11-11-04
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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M. C. Escher
By keenly confronting the enigmas that surround us, and by considering and analysing the observations that I have made, I ended up in the domain of mathematics, Although I am absolutely without training in the exact sciences, I often seem to have more in common with mathematicians than with my fellow artists.
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Horace Greeley
It is impossible to mentally or socially enslave a Bible reading People.
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Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
He has never written a single book, so you can imagine how much he knows.
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Jeseph Joubert
To teach is to learn twice.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe.
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Spanish Proverb
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
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Johann Kaspar Lavater
Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
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