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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Short Quotes - 23

Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.


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Henry James

Live all you can - it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life. If you haven't had that, what have you had


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Jean Francois Revel

Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself.


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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh

To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its own.


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Zora Neale Hurston

Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.


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Kevin Kelly

The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention.


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Ronald Reagan

The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the job.


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Sir William Draper

Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities, and deciding, by the powers of common sense, on which side the truth is.


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Sun System & Network Admin manual

... it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer.


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Saint Bernard

You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters.


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Sir Karl Popper

There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds of aspects of human life. And one of these is the history of political power. This is elevated into the history of the world.


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George Bernard Shaw

In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.



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