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Clever Random Short Quotes - 48
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Dean Acheson (1893 - 1971)
Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes through, it closes up.
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Isocrates
Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
If you take care of the small things, the big things take care of themselves. You can gain more control over your life by paying closer attention to the little things.
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Unknown
He who loses faith, loses all.
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Bhagavad Gita
God is seated in the hearts of all.
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Mark Twain
I can live two months on a good compliment.
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Stephen Covey
We immediately become more effective when we decide to change ourselves rather than asking things to change for us.
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Mary Howitt
God sends children for another purpose than merely to keep up the race - to enlarge our hearts; and to make us unselfish and full of kindly sympathies and affection; to give our shoulds higher aims; to call out all our faculties to extended enterprise and exertion and to bring round our firesides bright faces, happy smiles, and loving, tender hearts. My soul blesses the great Father, every day, that he has gladdened the earth with little children
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Douglas Hostadter
It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order -- and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order.
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Madame de Sevigne
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
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