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Sidney Lanier
Music is Love in search of a word.
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Charles De Gaulle
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.
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John Maynard Keynes
In the long run we are all dead.
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Mahatma Gandhi
One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the heaviest odds.
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Benjamin Franklin
Who is wise He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful He that governs his passions. Who is rich He who is content. Who is that Nobody.
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W. Somerset Maugham
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, but now and then I come across a passage, perhaps only a phrase, which has a meaning for me, and it becomes part of me.
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger
The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and self- esteem.
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Unknown
The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back in the glass.
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John Anthony Ciardi
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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Margaret Mitchell
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
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Jane Austen
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
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Trieu Thi Trinh
My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself...
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