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Mark Twain
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
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William Shakespeare
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too
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William Hazlitt
Prejudice is the Child of Ignorance.
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Charles de Gaulle
The perfection preached in the Gospels never yet built up an empire. Every man of action has a strong dose of egotism, pride, hardness, and cunning. But all those things will be forgiven him, indeed, they will be regarded as high qualities, if he can make of them the means to achieve great ends.
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William Feather
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Unknown
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
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Japanese Proverb
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
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Maureen Murphy
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
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Carl Jung, "Memories, Dreams, Reflections", 1962
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.
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English Proverb
A full cup must be carried steadily.
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Laurie Jo Wojcik
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves.
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