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Sarcastic Random Short Quotes - 46
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Elbert Hubbard
Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant--the digitalis of failure.
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Juvenal
Nothing is more intolerable than a wealthy woman.
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George Jean Nathan
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.
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Anon.
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.
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Terminator 2 Judgment Day
Sarah Connor How are you supposed to know Men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something to create a life to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...
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Cecil B. DeMille
The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.
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Clive James
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
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Benno C. Schmidt, Jr.
Yale's greatness carries an urgent need to guard against the fall of excellence into exclusivity, of refinement into preciousness, of elegance into class and convention.
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John F. Kennedy
We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves; that is our only commitment to others.
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Kahlil Gibran
Faith, is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof.
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Rudyard Kipling
What you do when you don't have to, determines what you will be when you can no longer help it.
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Ashley Montague
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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