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Carrie Chapman Catt
To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves.
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Nick Diamos
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Since when was genius found respectable?
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Dwight D. Eisenhower, speech, April 2, 1957
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.
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Jim
Nobody understands anyone '18
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Henry Christopher Bailey
Faith is a higher faculty than reason.
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H. L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What is the hardest thing in the world To think.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
No Sane man will dance.
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Goldie Hawn
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
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Anthony Burgess
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Speak clearly, if you speak at all carve every word before you let it fall.
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