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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Short Quotations - 162

Alexander Pope

He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one.


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Whitney Young Jr.

It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared.


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Henry Kissinger

The task of the leader is to get his people from where they are to where they have not been.


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Ruth Gordon

Never give up and never face the facts.


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Cicero

In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honour, command, power, and glory.


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Martin Luther

When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it embraces all Heaven and earth, even though that word be but in a whisper.


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Fred Allen

Television is the triumph of machine over people.


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Mikhail Gorbachev, (1988)

It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be solved with means and methods which were applied or seemed to work in the past. . .


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Hugh Blair

True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who made us and to the common nature which we all share. It arises from reflection on our own failings and wants, and from just views of the condition and duty of man. It is native feeling heightened and improved by principle.


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Ingrid Bengis

For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.


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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, August 5, 2003

The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them, and how nice it was to brush against goodness for a season.


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Swedish Proverb

What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.



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