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Paul Valery
That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.
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Archibald Cox
A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing the great Constitutional issues.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
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Joe Moore
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
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D. Elton Trueblood
Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.
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Aristotle
In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds.
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Charles Krauthammer
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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George Orwell
Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
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Alan Perlis
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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Paul Valery
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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Charles Lamb
Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength.
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Confucius
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
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