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Benjamin Disraeli
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
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Willa Cather
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
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Mahomet
Patience is the key to content.
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Walt Whitman, Preface to Leaves of Grass, 1855
The proof of a poet is that his country absorbs him as affectionately as he has absorbed it.
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Archibald Alexander
Men are more accountable for their motives, than for anything else; and primarily, morality consists in the motives, that is in the affections.
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George Bernard Shaw
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature
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Henry David Thoreau
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
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Osbert Sitwell
I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ a profesional praiser.
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William Shakespeare
Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.
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William Shakespeare
Praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard.
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Unknown
Education is not received. It is achieved.
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