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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Short Quotes - 72

Ronald Reagan

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.


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Henry George

He who sees the truth, let him proclaim it, without asking who is for it or who is against it.


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Franklin D. Roosevelt

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.


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Charles Robert Darwin

False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science, for they often endure long but false views, if supported by some evidence, do little harm, for everyone takes a salutory pleasure in proving their falseness.


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Greville

I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile imitation of others.


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Alice Thomas Ellis

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.


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Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.


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Antisthenes

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.


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Hanna Holborn Gray

There was a perception that life here was-I won't say gray, that's hard for me-but beige.


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Kurt Vonnegut, slaughterhouse 5

Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.


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Albert Einstein

People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.


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Robert Bringle, quoted in Redbook

Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want.



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