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Johann von Goethe
One man's word is no man's word we should quietly hear both sides.
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Marvin Minsky
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
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James Anthony Froude
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
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J. Paul Getty
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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Warren Zevon
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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P. G. Wodehouse
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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Muhammad Ali
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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Douglas Malloch
The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
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Alfred Adler
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Roger Babson
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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Carl Gustav Jung
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
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