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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 111
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George Bernard Shaw, "Man and Superman" (1903), act I
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
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Emily Dickinson
Because I could not stop for Death -- He kindly stopped for me -- The carriage held but just ourselvesAnd immortality.
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Adam R. Gwizdala
Everything in life changes you in some way. Even the smallest things. If you do not accept these changes you do not accept yourself. For through these changes brings new and greater things to you, making you wiser, as time progresses. To avoid these changes is a loss. You only live your life once. Do not waste a minute of it avoiding things. Let them come to you, and learn from them. There is always tomorrow.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson in life who does not every day surmount a fear.
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Joseph Wood Krutch
Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.
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Jeremy Thorpe
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life.
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Burk Hudson
Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
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Lowell Thomas
Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
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Ken Faver
I'm not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your drug addiction
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Lord Chesterfield
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
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Earl of Chesterfield
Honest error is to be pitied, not ridiculed.
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Erica Jong
I know some good marriages -- marriages where both people are just trying to get through their days by helping each other, being good to each other.
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