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American Proverb
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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Robert Bresson
Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
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Bill Vaughan
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
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John Waters
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
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Jean Paul Friedrich Richter
Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.
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Dr. Arbthnot
All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
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John F. Kennedy
Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
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David Starr Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
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Samuel Johnson
The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before.
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Sigmond Freud
One day the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
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Cornelius Stam
We can often tell by a man's walk whose son he is, and we should walk so that men about us will know that we are the children of God. One thing is certain--our stand for the truth will mean little if our conduct does not harmonize with our testimony.
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The Law of Thumb
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
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