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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 69
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Chuang Tzu
A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its space. The Spring insect knows nothing of the Winter because it is bound to a single season.
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Ron Wild
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child.
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Leonardo da Vinci
Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.
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Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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William Hazlitt
The definition of genius is that it acts unconsciously; and those who have produced immortal works, have done so without knowing how or why. The greatest power operates unseen.
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Jewish Proverb
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.
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H.L. Mencken
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A page of history is worth a pound of logic.
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Chinese Proverb
One should be just as careful in choosing one's pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
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Alexander Pope
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is but saying, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
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Dean Martin
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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Carl Jung
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
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