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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 107
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W. J. Cameron
The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke.
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Henry Kissinger
History knows no resting places and no plateaus.
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Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000
But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.
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I Ching
Everything proceeds as if of its own accord, and this can all too easily tempt us to relax and let things take their course without troubling over details. Such indifference is the root of all evil.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat. What I seek is the highest possible batting average.
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Peter McWilliams
Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it the first law of personal growth.
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Rose Elizabeth Bird
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)
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Fiorello LaGuardia, New York City Mayor
It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me - I never retreat.
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Socrates
Let him that would move the world, first move himself.
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Abbe Dimnet
Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate themselves.
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Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
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