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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 76
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E.B. White
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
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Ruth Hubbard
Without words to objectify and categorize our sensations and place them in relation to one another, we cannot evolve a tradition of what is real in the world.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The individual will always be a minority. If a man is in a minority of one, we lock him up.
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Rene Descartes
The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.
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Okakura Kakuzo
The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
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Bette Davis, "The Lonely Life"(1962). Chapter Four.
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor. Then all goes well -- he has changed his market-cart into a chariot of the sun.
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Friedrich von Schiller
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
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German proverb
One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
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Gordon William Allport
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
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Tom Lehrer
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
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