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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 106
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Homer, The Iliad
It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country.
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Seneca
There is a noble manner of being poor and who does not know it will never be rich.
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Oscar Wilde
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
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Voltaire
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
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Joseph Campbell
You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where you don't know what was in the newspapers that morning... a place where you can simply experience and bring forth what you are and what you might be.
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Nathaniel Emmons
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
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Paul Liu
We need peacemakers, not peacekeepers.
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Michelangelo, Poem Fragment
You conquer every hardness with your eyes, as you do likewise every light; so if it can happen that one can die of joy, now would be the time.
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James Howell
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Unknown
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
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Marquis de Sade
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
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