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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 93
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William Shakespeare
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child
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Garrison Keillor
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
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Jim Rohn
The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one wants and not give in to it, to spend years in silent hurt wondering if something could have materialized--never knowing.
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Walter Lippmann
When men are brought face to face with their opponents, forced to listen and learn and mend their ideas, they cease to be children and savages and begin to live like civilized men. Then only is freedom a reality, when men may voice their opinions because they must examine their opinions.
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Michel de Montaigne
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills.
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George Bush, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993
Would you please shut up and sit down!
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Lewis Carroll
Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' 'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.'
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
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Tom Stoppard
It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting.
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Ausonius
Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself.
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Edmund Burke
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.
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