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Arthur Schopenhauer
The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it is strongest and most tenacious. But in choosing the things that should be committed to memory the utmost care and forethought must be exercised; as lessons well learnt in youth are never forgotten.
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George Bernard Shaw
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
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Author Unknown
Many things are worse than defeat,and compromise with evil is one of them.
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Sir Walter Scott
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
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American Proverb
A clear conscience is a good pillow.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Arab Proverb
Ask the experienced rather than the learned.
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J. Todd
Few ever live to old age, and fewer still ever became distinguished, who were not in the habit of early rising.
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James Branch Cabell
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
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Mary Pettibone Poole, A Glass Eye at a Keyhole, 1938
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.
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George Bernard Shaw
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
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John G. Vance
Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.
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