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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 112
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Knute Rockne
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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Thomas Jefferson
Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
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D. A. Battista
Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
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Edward G. Prior
Human science is an uncertain guess.
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John Updike
Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.
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Edgar Watson Howe
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
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David Hume
Beauty in things exist in the mind which contemplates them.
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Jerry Chin
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.
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Francis Bacon
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either be supplied or its loss will not be felt.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.
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Steve Prefontaine
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the Gift.
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