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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 72
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Johann von Goethe
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
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Thomas Pickering
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
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La Rochefoucauld
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
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George Santayana, Dialogues in Limbo (1925) ch. 3
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
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Emily Dickinson
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.
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Theodor Reik
Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others, reaches us so deep as that which we find in ourselves.
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Harriet Martineau
You better live your best and act your best and think your best today, for today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow.
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Lao Tzu
The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there will be.
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Agnes Repplier
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
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George Jean Nathan
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Author Unknown
The brain that bubbles with phrases has hard work to collect its thoughts.
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William Carlos Williams
By listening to his language of his locality the poet begins to learn his craft. It is his function to lift, by use of imagination and the language he hears, the material conditions and appearances of his environment to the sphere of the intelligence where they will have new currency.
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