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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 109
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Edward Thomas, Poems (1917) "Early One Morning"
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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Unknown
The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
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Bjarne Stroustrup
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
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Kurt Vonnegut
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Hellen Keller
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
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Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
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George Orwell
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
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Aesop
Little friends may prove great friends.
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
Things happen according to the ordinary course of nature and the ordinary habits of life.
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Cicero
To each his own.
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Eric Gibson
Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism.
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Ernesto "Che" Guevara
...because it is the very nature of Imperialism to turn humans into beasts.
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