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Godfather, The
Don Corleone What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
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Socrates
Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who kindly reprove thy faults.
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Arnold J. Toynbee
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
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Fanny Burney
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?
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Cesare Pavese
The only joy in the world is to begin.
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Charles De Gaulle
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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Gary Lee Phillips
In all things that involve social pressures, if we want to see change we have to force the envelope outwards.
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Rod Serling
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
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Dorothea Brande
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
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Stan Getz
My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have always been driven by a taut inner spring which has propelled me to almost compulsively reach for perfection in music, often--in fact, mostly--at the expense of everything else in my life.
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