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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 71
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Sir Francis Bacon
The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the senses and understanding.
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Terry Josephson
If you don't appreciate it, you don't deserve it.
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Thomas Carlyle
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
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Henry Miller
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
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Vincent Van Gogh
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.
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Strugatsky
When I feel bad, I work. When I have problems, when I'm depressed, when I'm bored with life, I sit down to my work. There are probably other prescriptions, but I don't know them. Or they don't work for me. You want my advice -- here it is Go and work. Thank God that people like you and me need only paper and pencil to work.
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Josiah Royce
Thinking is like loving and dying. Each of us must do it for himself.
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Sydney Smith
There is one piece of advice, in a life of study, which I think no one will object to and that is, every now and then to be completely idle - to do nothing at all.
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La Rochefoucauld
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.
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Thomas Jefferson
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
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George Washington
Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as, to a certain point, they may perhaps be necessary.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
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