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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 63
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Ronald Reagan
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
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Robert Burns
If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he made the best of this.
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Barbara Stanwyck
Egotism -- usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
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William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 3
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
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Henry David Thoreau
It takes two to speak truth - One to speak, and another to hear.
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George Orwell
He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.
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Laurence J. Peter
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
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Anti-War Poster
Let the sun shine in.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
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Denis Diderot
Our observation of nature must be diligent, our reflection profound, and our experiments exact. We rarely see these three means combined; and for this reason, creative geniuses are not common.
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Judy Garland
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
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Vine Deloria
Western civilization, unfortunately, does not link knowledge and morality but rather, it connects knowledge and power and makes them equivalent.
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