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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 62

William Arthur Ward

Blessed is he who has learned To admire but not envy, To follow but not imitate, To praise but not flatter, And to lead but not manipulate.


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"Aqualung" - Jethro Tull

In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.


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Samuel Johnson

Grief is a species of idleness.


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Sergei Koroljov

Doroga k Zvjozdam Otkrita. (The way to the stars is open.)


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Euripides, Alcestis, 438 B.C.

Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.


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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.


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Mark A. Overby

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.


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Tom Wilson

These days an income is something you can't live without--or within.


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Nicholas Boileau

Whatever we well understand we express clearly, and words flow with ease.


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Thomas Jefferson

Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he knows something of what has been passing, when in truth he has known nothing but what has passed under his own eye.


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Kevin Rooney

I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.


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Bion

Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.



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