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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 98
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
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Minor White, Photographer
No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen.
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Joseph Addison
Self discipline is that which, next to virtue, truly and essentially raises one man above another.
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Carl Sandburg
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
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Michael J. Gelb
A champion views resistance as a gift of energy.
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Oscar Wilde
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
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Ann Landers
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
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Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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Carol Burnett
Are we having fun yet
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, First Snow, 1993
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Heraclitus
If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.
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Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
A man without trust is a man without life.
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