|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 96
|
Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
= = = = = = = = = =
Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness where only an approximation is possible.
= = = = = = = = = =
Cicero
We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and fellowship that exist among all members of the human race.
= = = = = = = = = =
Hillary Rodham Clinton
The challenges of change are always hard. It is important that we begin to unpack those challenges that confront this nation and realize that we each have a role that requires us to change and become more responsible for shaping our own future.
= = = = = = = = = =
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
= = = = = = = = = =
H. L. Mencken
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
= = = = = = = = = =
Croesus of Lydia
No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace--in peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons.
= = = = = = = = = =
Louis Ferdinand Celine
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.
= = = = = = = = = =
Homer, The Iliad
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals: that they live in grief while they themselves are without cares; for two jars stand on the floor of Zeus of the gifts which he gives, one of evils and another of blessings.
= = = = = = = = = =
Clark Coleman
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups.
= = = = = = = = = =
Eric Berne
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
= = = = = = = = = =
Benjamin Franklin
I resolve to speak ill of no man whatever, not even in a matter of truth but rather by some means excuse the faults I hear charged upon others, and upon proper occasions speak all the good I know of everybody.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
