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Popular Mechanics, March 1949
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1 2 tons.
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Wernher Von Braun
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further.
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Sandra Carey
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps you make a life.
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Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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Marilyn French
When they kept you out it was because you were black when they let you in, it is because you are black. That's progress
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William Feather
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
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Roy L. Smith
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
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Henry Ford
People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
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American Indian Proverb
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo
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Carl Jung
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
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Henry Peter Brougham
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
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Phillips Brooks
The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but who give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is
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