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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 95

Albert Einstein

Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.


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M. C. Escher

My work is a game, a very serious game.


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Eugene V. Debs

I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world.


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Samuel Johnson

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity.


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Jiddu Krishnamurti

What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it.


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Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Higher Laws, 1854

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.


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Sydney Harris

There's no point in burying the hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tis the good reader that makes the good book.


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Dante, The Divine Comedy

For there is no greater pain, than to remember in present grief, past happinesses.


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Rachel Blanchard

The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters.


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Michael Joseph Savage

We might make mistakes but we will make other things too.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.



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