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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 83
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Bruce Lee, Film: (Dragon The Bruce Lee Story. Quotation posted at end of film just before credits)
The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
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Jameson Green
Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you to slavery.
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Susan M. Watkins
I think that wherever your journey takes you, there are new gods waiting there, with divine patience -- and laughter.
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Ludovico Ariosto, Orlando Furioso
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
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Henry Ford
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
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John Donne
Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also
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Jerry Coleman
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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George Santayana
The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.
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Joseph Addison
If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.
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Arnold Bennett
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.
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