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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 60
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Benjamin Franklin
All cats are gray in the dark.
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Thomas Wolfe
Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.
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Anonymous
A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune is always here.
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Samuel Johnson
If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary be not idle.
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Hubert H. Humphrey
It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
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Don Marquis
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind.
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George Baker
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
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Lillian Hellman
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
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Unknown
When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from heart to heart.
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Immanuel Kant, CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON
Criticism alone can sever the root of materialism, fatalism, atheism, free-thinking, fanaticism, and superstition, which can be injurious universally; as well as of idealism and skepticism, which are dangerous chiefly to the Schools, and hardly allow of being handed on to the public.
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